tell us your stories about english for fist time

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When I get new words , I try to use them everywhere and anywhere


I still remember when I used the words ((( coconut & cucumber))) for the fist time

it was soooooooooo funny

oneday I was in the supermarket and int the fruit & vegetables section

I saw something like brown ball and had something like brown hair .

" may be this is the coconut "

I said to myself ,

But as we saw the coconut in the cartoons it was smooth without hair ............

then I was not sure if that this was coconot or not

so that I decided to ask one of the workers


Me: ( pointing to the coconut ) excuse me, is this cucumber ?i


((( I confused between coconut and cucumber , as words ))



the man smiled and of course he wanted to kill me , then



pointed to the cucumber there


and said : noooooooooo noooooo the cucumber was there




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tell us yor stories about using english for fist time


I think theu were soooooo funny and interestin






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I'm sorry I dislike typing

so , I'll be happy to translate instead of me




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brother simple man..............

I wait your commentary on this story (( grammar and structure )))k