Our English Break …join us & Laugh إستراحة الإنجليزي

[محب الصحابه]

Welcome dear friends …visitors & members .
This is our break area ..you’ll find a lot of entertaining things : jokes , funny stories , riddles , anything you wanaa share it with your pals. Just pass by & drop your cute stuff .
Have a nice time….!!!!




Laugh at the Dumbs !!! أضحك على الأغبياء


she was so dumb, she took a ruler to bed to see how long she has slept.!!!


*He was so dumb , he sent a fax with a stamp on it..!!!

*She was so dumb, she studied for a blood test..!!!





Reasons to Smile : أسباب للإبتسامه - It looks better than frown .
- Put others at ease.
- A smile could be the start of a lifetime relationship.





[gl]For you ….!!![/gl]
If you could sense how important you’re to the lives of those you meet ; how important you can be to people you may never dream of . There is something of yourself that you leave at every meeting with another person.



Hey ..pals don't forget to post your cute stuff whenever you got the chance…!!!















[mover]More are on the way…stay with us…!!! [/mover]

[محب الصحابه]

Hey …buddies…HOW IS IT GOINING …???


You know the most thing that makes us laugh is kids

behavior …!!!

This time I got ya a bunch of cute jokes about them…!!!






Kid's advice to kids !!!


Never tell your mom her diet is not working..!!!*
M. age 12 .


- - when your mom is mad at your dad don’t let her brush your hair…
T. age 8.

- When you get a bad grade at school show it to your mom when she is on the phone…
age 11








[gl]Do you Believe everything you hear…??[/gl]
Believe ..IT …OR NOT..!!!

* Mosquitoes have teeth.

* Every person has a unique tongue print ..

* The world population of chickens is about equal to people…









Are you smart guy…???




Hey get yourself a cup of coffee & THINK…!!!

* If a doctor gave you 3 pills and told you to take one every half hour , how long would they last you?






[gl]For you …!!![/gl]

You’re someone to the world
But you’re the WORLD to someone.














[mover]More cute stuff are on the way to ya..!!! [/mover] :7:

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C O O L


What an amazing stuff you came up with

I liked much ) kids to kids advice )

am I smart enough to answer ? I hope so . is it one hour

I stopped for very long and thought for little longer and found out that your words went into the heart when you said :
You’re someone to the world
But you’re the WORLD to someone.








Keep going brother and I will be back with some

[محب الصحابه]

:7: A big….. HI… to the sweetest man ( Simpleman)


I'm glad that you liked the the quoted lines :

You’re someone to the world
But you’re the WORLD to someone




You know this is dedicate it all my beloved ones & Let me say …you're the first …WOW !!!
Waiting for your cute stuff ….

[عبير]

Hiiiiii to all of you

thanx my brother for ur wonderful topic

i have some joks about teachers and their students

enjoy it




TEACHER: George, go to the map and find North America
GEORGE: Here it is!
TEACHER: Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?
CLASS: George

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TEACHER: Are you chewing gum?
BILLY: No, I'm Billy Anderson

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TEACHER: Tommy, why do you always get so dirty?
TOMMY: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground then you are

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GARY: I don't think I deserve a zero on this test.
TEACHER: I agree, but it's the lowest mark I can give you



c u later with more joks about teachers and students

[محب الصحابه]

:7: Hey …it’s really wonderful to see another pal to join us here….
Welcome ..Abeer ..nice jokes about teachers & students . I hope they didn’t occurred to ya ..!! Hey waiting for more jokes about T & S…don’t forget.




O.k buddies I got ya a bunch of cute stuff , here we go !!!


That's Odd

Thomas Edison was afraid of the dark .
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Your right lung takes in more air than your left one does
.
An average person laughs about 15 times a day .








Are you a fluent speaker …O.K ..Try these cute


tongue twisters..!!!


-Ed had edited it .

- If I assist a sister-assistant, will the sister's sister- assistant assist me ? >>> wow pretty tough ..right



[gl] * Timely Advice : [/gl]
- Encourage someone that is having a difficult day.
- Read for ten minutes a day .
- Pray more & worry less.
- Be responsible for your action.








Now it's time to use your mind :
How tall is he ?
He is taller than 1 m. & 10 cent. , but he is smaller than 1 m. & 12 cent.




>>>Smart guys can do it ..!!!



[gl]For you..!!! [/gl]

As high upon the mountain tops
as high as one can climb;
You will be so dear to me
the best friend I can find.












[mover]Join us & drop your cute stuff in here …!!! [/mover]

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I have got a story closer to be a joke . A teacher told me it when I was in England


It is known in UK that the English people are aggressive where the Irish are dumb and the Scotish are stingy


Here we go :

Three people we working in a building and they reached the fourth floor . When it was lunch time the English man opened his sandwish he saw cheese in it so he went mad and said I have been working 20 years and everyday I had a cheese sandwish for lunch . Tomorrow if I have a cheese sanwish I will throw myself from the fourth floor , he added . The Scotish said the same and the Irish too

The day after when it was lunch time the English man found a cheese sandwish so he throw his self and died . The scotish did the same as the Irish did

after the conslation the three wifes of the three deed people were talking about their husbands . The English man's wife said I wish if he just told me that he felt sick of an everyday cheese sandwish or if he told me to varify food for him . The Scotish man's wife said the same but what did the Irish man's wife say ?

she said that the thing that I cant stand is that he was always making his sandwish HIMSELF:3:






Sorry for writing too long but I hope you like it

[Lion Heart]

[l] [/l]
[l]?Hey there. How are you guys[/l]
[l].Since my pal (The lover of the companions) asked to put a good stuff in this place, I'll do dropping a share[/l]
[shdw][c]Weird Picture-Okay-doke[/c] [/shdw]
[l].I got somethin' weird for you [/l]
[l]:9: [/l]
[l].It's a picture. A strange one[/l]
[l].Just take a look at the caption of the picture and read the instructions then apply [/l]
[c] [/c]
[l]?Tell me what do you see really[/l]
[c] [/c]
[l]?A: Do you know the time [/l]
[l]!B: No, we haven't met yet[/l]
[l]..........[/l]
[l]?A: What kind of hair do oceans have[/l]
[l]!!B: Wavy[/l]
[l]..........[/l]
[l]?A: How do you make milk shake[/l]
[l]!B: Give it a good scare[/l]
[l]..........[/l]
[l]?A: Whats red and flies and wobbles at the same time[/l]
[l]!!B: A jelly copter[/l]
[l]..........[/l]
[l]?A: Waiter, this soup tastes funny[/l]
[l]!B: Then why aren't you laughing[/l]
[l]..........[/l]
[l]?Teacher: Didn't you hear me call you[/l]
[l]!Pupil: But you said not to answer you back[/l]
[l]..........[/l]
[l]?Teacher: I said to draw a cow eating some grass but you've only drawn the cow[/l]
[l]!!!Pupil: Yes, the cow ate all the grass[/l]
[c][gl].That's would be all for the meantime[/gl] [/c]
[c] [/c]

[محب الصحابه]

Hi,… my sweet man …a very funny story …I love to read stories about dumb guys …
Waiting to see more ….Thanks .
:1:


Hey man howz life…??

Your stuff are hilarious …
Concerning the picture I tried to concentrate , but I didn’t see anything . Maybe it didn’t work with me . I only got pain in my eyes.

Thanks & waiting to see ya again …PROMISE TO BE BACK !!!

[عبير]

Hiii...... again

how r u guys?

congratulations ....... students & teachers

tomorrow we will strart new term

lion hear i see in ur weird picture a man has long hair and beard

am i right or not??

now enjoy these joks

MOTHER : Why did you get such a low mark on that test?
JUNIOR : Because of absence.
MOTHER : You mean you were absent on the day of the test?
JUNIOR : No, but the kid who sits next to me was.
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TEACHER: In this box, I have a 10-foot snake.
SAMMY : You can't fool me, Teacher... snakes don't have feet.
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TEACHER: Ellen, give me a sentence starting with "I".
ELLEN : I is...
TEACHER: No, Ellen. Always say, "I am."
ELLEN : All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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TEACHER: I hope I didn't see you looking at Don's paper.
JOHN: I hope you didn't either.

bye

[محب الصحابه]

Nice jokes Abeer …I liked the last one a lot ..!!!

And now here are my stuff …hope you enjoy them …!!!


:7: Do you know how to say "Hello" & "Goodbye" to all your friends around the world …?

English : Hello , Goodbye

Spanish : Hola , Adios

Hawaiian: Aloha , Aloha

Danish : Goddag , Farvel

Zulu : Sawubona , Sala Kahle

Japanese : Kon-nichiwa , Sayonara

Icelandic: Hallo , Bless








[gl]For you…!!! [/gl]

It’s true that we don’t know what we’ve got until we lose it.
It’s also true that we don’t know what we’ve been missing until it arrives .











See ya soon with more cute stuff….

[Lion Heart]

[l]That`s right Abeer. Indeed[/l]
[l].Nice jokes and nice stuff around here guys[/l]
[l].Keep going[/l]
[l]:1: [/l]

[محب الصحابه]

WoW …it’ seems that we’ve got plenty of cute

stuff…Thanks pals for sharing us your nice stuff…

Please ….keep on the good job..!!

I come back with new things today…have them..!!! :1:


Thaaaaaaaaaat's really ODD ..!!!


Dogs sweat only through their tongues .*
- The human brain stops growing at the age of 18 *.
- The most common letters in English are R – S- T – L – E *.




[gl]For ..You..!!![/gl]


Know that no matter how bad things seem, they’ll always get better . The warmth of spring always follows the harshest winter .






Comic of the Day…!!!

[محب الصحابه]

Hey …buddies …how about learning some Chinese:



English ---------------------------Chinese
That's not right ---------- Sum Ting Won


Who are you with?------- Hu Yu Hai Ding

Small Horse ----------- Tai Ni Po Ni

Did you go to the beach?------ Wai Yu So Ta

It's very dark in here---- Wai So Dim

He's cleaning his automobile---- Wa Shing Ka


Have a nice dayyyyyyyyyyy…

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