Barber: " How do you want your hair cut, little boy?" 1
Smart boy: " Like Daddy`s with a hole in the top." 1
John: " What happens if you dial 116?" 2
Micheal: " I don`t know. What?" 2
John: "A policeman comes along upside down." 2
Jack comes rushing to his father : " Pap, is it true that an apple a day keeps the doctor away?" 2
" That what they say," said the father.
" Well, give me an apple - quickly. I have just broken the doctor`s window."