Our English Break …join us & Laugh إستراحة الإنجليزي

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Welcome dear friends …visitors & members .
This is our break area ..you’ll find a lot of entertaining things : jokes , funny stories , riddles , anything you wanaa share it with your pals. Just pass by & drop your cute stuff .
Have a nice time….!!!!




Laugh at the Dumbs !!! أضحك على الأغبياء


she was so dumb, she took a ruler to bed to see how long she has slept.!!!


*He was so dumb , he sent a fax with a stamp on it..!!!

*She was so dumb, she studied for a blood test..!!!


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Reasons to Smile : أسباب للإبتسامه - It looks better than frown .
- Put others at ease.
- A smile could be the start of a lifetime relationship.





For you ….!!!
If you could sense how important you’re to the lives of those you meet ; how important you can be to people you may never dream of . There is something of yourself that you leave at every meeting with another person.



Hey ..pals don't forget to post your cute stuff whenever you got the chance…!!!















More are on the way…stay with us…!!!

[محب الصحابه]

:D Hey …buddies…HOW IS IT GOINING …???


You know the most thing that makes us laugh is kids

behavior …!!!

This time I got ya a bunch of cute jokes about them…!!!



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Kid's advice to kids !!!


Never tell your mom her diet is not working..!!!*
M. age 12 .


- - when your mom is mad at your dad don’t let her brush your hair…
T. age 8.

- When you get a bad grade at school show it to your mom when she is on the phone…
age 11








Do you Believe everything you hear…??
Believe ..IT …OR NOT..!!!

* Mosquitoes have teeth.

* Every person has a unique tongue print ..

* The world population of chickens is about equal to people…









Are you smart guy…???


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Hey get yourself a cup of coffee & THINK…!!!

* If a doctor gave you 3 pills and told you to take one every half hour , how long would they last you?






For you …!!!

You’re someone to the world
But you’re the WORLD to someone.














More cute stuff are on the way to ya..!!! :7:

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C :D O :D O :D L


What an amazing stuff you came up with

I liked much ) kids to kids advice )

am I smart enough to answer ? I hope so . is it one hour

I stopped for very long and thought for little longer and found out that your words went into the heart when you said :
You’re someone to the world
But you’re the WORLD to someone.








Keep going brother and I will be back with some

[محب الصحابه]

:7: A big….. HI… to the sweetest man ( Simpleman)


I'm glad that you liked the the quoted lines :

You’re someone to the world
But you’re the WORLD to someone




You know this is dedicate it all my beloved ones & Let me say …you're the first …WOW !!!
Waiting for your cute stuff ….

:D

[عبير]

Hiiiiii to all of you

thanx my brother for ur wonderful topic

i have some joks about teachers and their students

enjoy it


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TEACHER: George, go to the map and find North America
GEORGE: Here it is!
TEACHER: Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?
CLASS: George

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TEACHER: Are you chewing gum?
BILLY: No, I'm Billy Anderson

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TEACHER: Tommy, why do you always get so dirty?
TOMMY: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground then you are

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GARY: I don't think I deserve a zero on this test.
TEACHER: I agree, but it's the lowest mark I can give you



c u later with more joks about teachers and students
:D :D

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:7: Hey …it’s really wonderful to see another pal to join us here….
Welcome ..Abeer ..nice jokes about teachers & students . I hope they didn’t occurred to ya ..!! Hey waiting for more jokes about T & S…don’t forget.




O.k buddies I got ya a bunch of cute stuff , here we go !!!


:confused: That's Odd

Thomas Edison was afraid of the dark .
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Your right lung takes in more air than your left one does
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An average person laughs about 15 times a day .








:D Are you a fluent speaker …O.K ..Try these cute


tongue twisters..!!!


-Ed had edited it .

- If I assist a sister-assistant, will the sister's sister- assistant assist me ? >>> wow pretty tough ..right



* Timely Advice :
- Encourage someone that is having a difficult day.
- Read for ten minutes a day .
- Pray more & worry less.
- Be responsible for your action.








;) Now it's time to use your mind :
How tall is he ?
He is taller than 1 m. & 10 cent. , but he is smaller than 1 m. & 12 cent.




>>>Smart guys can do it ..!!!



For you..!!!

As high upon the mountain tops
as high as one can climb;
You will be so dear to me
the best friend I can find.












Join us & drop your cute stuff in here …!!!

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I have got a story closer to be a joke . A teacher told me it when I was in England


It is known in UK that the English people are aggressive where the Irish are dumb and the Scotish are stingy


Here we go :

Three people we working in a building and they reached the fourth floor . When it was lunch time the English man opened his sandwish he saw cheese in it so he went mad and said I have been working 20 years and everyday I had a cheese sandwish for lunch . Tomorrow if I have a cheese sanwish I will throw myself from the fourth floor , he added . The Scotish said the same and the Irish too :(

The day after when it was lunch time the English man found a cheese sandwish so he throw his self and died . The scotish did the same as the Irish did :confused:

after the conslation the three wifes of the three deed people were talking about their husbands . The English man's wife said I wish if he just told me that he felt sick of an everyday cheese sandwish or if he told me to varify food for him . The Scotish man's wife said the same but what did the Irish man's wife say ? :confused:

she said that the thing that I cant stand is that he was always making his sandwish HIMSELF:3:






Sorry for writing too long but I hope you like it

[Lion Heart]

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?Hey there. How are you guys
.Since my pal (The lover of the companions) asked to put a good stuff in this place, I'll do dropping a share
Weird Picture-Okay-doke
.I got somethin' weird for you
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.It's a picture. A strange one
.Just take a look at the caption of the picture and read the instructions then apply
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?Tell me what do you see really
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?A: Do you know the time
!B: No, we haven't met yet
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?A: What kind of hair do oceans have
!!B: Wavy
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?A: How do you make milk shake
!B: Give it a good scare
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?A: Whats red and flies and wobbles at the same time
!!B: A jelly copter
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?A: Waiter, this soup tastes funny
!B: Then why aren't you laughing
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?Teacher: Didn't you hear me call you
!Pupil: But you said not to answer you back
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?Teacher: I said to draw a cow eating some grass but you've only drawn the cow
!!!Pupil: Yes, the cow ate all the grass
.That's would be all for the meantime
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[محب الصحابه]

:p Hi,… my sweet man …a very funny story …I love to read stories about dumb guys …
Waiting to see more ….Thanks .
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;) Hey man howz life…??

Your stuff are hilarious …
Concerning the picture I tried to concentrate , but I didn’t see anything . Maybe it didn’t work with me . I only got pain in my eyes.

Thanks & waiting to see ya again …PROMISE TO BE BACK !!!



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[عبير]

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Hiii...... again

how r u guys?

congratulations ....... students & teachers

tomorrow we will strart new term :D :D

lion hear i see in ur weird picture a man has long hair and beard

am i right or not??

now enjoy these joks:D

MOTHER : Why did you get such a low mark on that test?
JUNIOR : Because of absence.
MOTHER : You mean you were absent on the day of the test?
JUNIOR : No, but the kid who sits next to me was.
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TEACHER: In this box, I have a 10-foot snake.
SAMMY : You can't fool me, Teacher... snakes don't have feet.
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TEACHER: Ellen, give me a sentence starting with "I".
ELLEN : I is...
TEACHER: No, Ellen. Always say, "I am."
ELLEN : All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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TEACHER: I hope I didn't see you looking at Don's paper.
JOHN: I hope you didn't either.

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:p Nice jokes Abeer …I liked the last one a lot ..!!!

And now here are my stuff …hope you enjoy them …!!!


:7: Do you know how to say "Hello" & "Goodbye" to all your friends around the world …?

English : Hello , Goodbye

Spanish : Hola , Adios

Hawaiian: Aloha , Aloha

Danish : Goddag , Farvel

Zulu : Sawubona , Sala Kahle

Japanese : Kon-nichiwa , Sayonara

Icelandic: Hallo , Bless








For you…!!!

It’s true that we don’t know what we’ve got until we lose it.
It’s also true that we don’t know what we’ve been missing until it arrives .


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See ya soon with more cute stuff….

[Lion Heart]

That`s right Abeer. Indeed
.Nice jokes and nice stuff around here guys
.Keep going
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:p
WoW …it’ seems that we’ve got plenty of cute

stuff…Thanks pals for sharing us your nice stuff…

Please ….keep on the good job..!!

I come back with new things today…have them..!!! :1:


Thaaaaaaaaaat's really ODD ..!!! :eek:


Dogs sweat only through their tongues .*
- The human brain stops growing at the age of 18 *.
- The most common letters in English are R – S- T – L – E *.




For ..You..!!!


Know that no matter how bad things seem, they’ll always get better . The warmth of spring always follows the harshest winter .






Comic of the Day…!!!

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Hey …buddies …how about learning some Chinese: :D



English ---------------------------Chinese
That's not right ---------- Sum Ting Won


Who are you with?------- Hu Yu Hai Ding

Small Horse ----------- Tai Ni Po Ni

Did you go to the beach?------ Wai Yu So Ta

It's very dark in here---- Wai So Dim

He's cleaning his automobile---- Wa Shing Ka


Have a nice dayyyyyyyyyyy…:p






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